disgusting
FERGUSON POLICE ARE LIARS, PART 2

gigglesandanixi:

  • First - they said that Darren Wilson was apprehending Mike Brown for a stolen candy bar

  • Second - they said that Darren Wilson was apprehending Mike Brown for a stolen pack of cigars. (Store owner and their lawyer confirmed he didn’t)

  • Third - They said that Darren Wilson was apprehending Mike Brown because he matched the description of a person that had committed a robbery. (It was confirmed by some Twitter sleuths that he looked nothing like the person and the robbery occurred an entire county away)

  • Fourth - They’re NOW saying that Mike Brown was resisting arrest by brutally beating Darren Wilson and the 10+ shots were made in self defense
fix the economy by shrinking everyone to the size of ants

queerwig:

money will be worth more since it’s bigger

steven ogg is the only dude that can pull off a receding hairline

crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

blastortoise:

white people: mike brown robbed that store!

Lawyer: no he didn’t

Store owners: nope

Eye witnesses: nah

white people:

white people: MIKE BROWN ROBBED THAT STORE

fingerbacksnap:

if i ever stop reblogging this it’s because i’m dead and in my grave

everets:

*takes off shirt in front of girl* you like this? i got this pink line from sitting down for a long time. sometimes i get two lines.

atheists calling themselves “free thinkers” more like *15 second long fart noise*

thevigilantea:

Vaase